Worst USB Gadget Yet: Keyboard for Blondes

Now you can buy a bubble-gum pink “Keyboard for Blondes” that has helpful hints on the keys, such as “Useless Key” instead of “Alt,” “Somewhat Useless Key” instead of “Ctrl”

— it even has an “Any Key” for when directions say “press any key”). Here at The Raw Feed, we do not condone that kind of stereotyping, and feel it’s unfair to blondes, who may not understand it.